take me to neverland

kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck 

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

lulz-time:

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heckayeah:

you can run and you can hide but you’ll probably get away cause im really bad at hide and seek

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

hotboyproblems:

 i want to be one of those really fit people that go to the gym everyday and eat healthy salads but im just one of those people that lay in bed all day with a packet of chips watching t.v shows 24/7