"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
do you ever just break into your school to sing about your feelings
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
dont ask me about 2009
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
the radio has literally thousands of songs accessible to it so can someone please explain to me why i keep hearing the same 4 songs over and over